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Pink fairy armadillo. A small, tube shaped creature with soft, beige fur on the underside and pink sectioned armour on its back. Small, black, beady eyes, tiny pink noise, large, pink digging feet. The butt is flat, and serves as a plug when the armadillo burrows into a hole.
So... a butt plug?
I googled “pink fairy butt plug,” but I think I messed up
Which end is supposed to go in?
Sound like more of a “you’ll have to eat my ass first if you wanna catch me” approach to fending off predators