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Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.
You are. You’re going to SPACE.
Ah, yes. The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
I usually just take a gallon of PCP
I didn’t even know it came in liquid form!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ science
So do you do a lot of PCP?
'got a gallon!
A gallon is quite a bit.
It's not that you can't go, it's just wherever you happen to be suddenly becomes the most comfortable surface you've ever laid on.