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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Foot size is not particularly correlated to dick size- and wouldn’t have necessarily been a boon if he were. Apparently Roman woman preferred smallish dicks. (Which is why all the Roman statues of gods were lacking by today’s standards.)

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (9 children)

iirc large dicks were seen as brutish and savage by everyone, as if you had no control over your primal, animalistic urges and just wanted to fuck all the time. small pp = civilized.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the noted chastity and puritanism of the Roman elite...

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

people are corrupt. the Romans were no different in being hypocrites

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