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[–] scott@lemmy.org 5 points 1 day ago (14 children)

What exactly do you think you can do with this?

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Take someone’s source code, replace all semi colons with Greek question marks and see if they can compile. But as others said, any IDE will help.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not all! Just one or two per file.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 points 1 day ago

Just the last one, right before the EOF.

Speaking of EOF, I wonder what a heredoc might do with this 😇

[–] scott@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're just going to get syntax errors though

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

Not if you choose to replace the correct ones at the correct place and it is a compiler which automatically ignores this wrong semicolon.

You could connect two lines, which may still "work" if not split using a semicolon and are then interpreted as one single line.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are right .. but, you're not thinking big enough.

Think .. sticky tape on the bottom of a mouse.

[–] scott@lemmy.org 1 points 1 day ago

What the fuck is that supposed to do?

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 points 1 day ago
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