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A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter::The producer of disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners said some of its US factories still aren’t making goods

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You mean Todd?

Todd Clorox is attacking the factories with 5G signals from his spaceship, granted to him by the lizard overlords. Here is a crude rendering of said event:

8=====D~~~~~ <- those are the 5G signals.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Todd. Stupid Google Keyboard autocorrect, sponsored by lizard people.

[–] ezures@lemmy.wtf 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Damn, Todd Clorox got access the spaceships now? Nowhere is safe.