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[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (18 children)

During wheat harvest, Reuben went out into the fields and found some mandrake plants, which he brought to his mother Leah. Rachel said to Leah, "Please give me some of your son's mandrakes."
-Gen 30:14

Umm... what the hell do I do? What's a mandrake?!

Random Verse Generator, who's next?

ETA: I googled

The alkaloids make the plant, in particular the root and leaves, poisonous, via anticholinergic, hallucinogenic, and hypnotic effects.

Yeah, I'm goin' to jail.

[–] blacknails@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got Acts 13:10

"You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?"

Wtf am I supposed to do with that information

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a free pass to me. God hates you already so just fucking have at.

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