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[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.

I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.

[–] ArianaGrande@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 year ago

Ok Ariane Grande 👍🏼

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