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Got a light? Why, yes, I do (lemmy.zip)
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[โ€“] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's why I carry a pocket knife. I don't stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.

[โ€“] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 3 points 11 months ago

We need more upstanding citizens like you in this world.

It's so embarrassing if you threaten someone at knife point, did the whole "your wallet or your life" spiel and then figure out that you actually don't have your knife with you.