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[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)
.users {
  id: int !primary-key;
  name: text;
}

.users::insert {
  id: 1;
  name: "John doe";
}

@query (max: 10) {
  .user {
    display: table;
  }
  .users id {
    display: none;
  }
}
[–] __init__@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] moebius@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They both feel so wrong, I love it.

[–] Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think I need to lie down.