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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by someguy3@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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and says "I'd like a martinus".

The bartender asks "Do you mean martini?"

The Roman replies "No, just one please."

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[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Two Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender "We'd like two martinis."

The bartender asks "Dry?"

The German replies "Nein, zwei!"

[–] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it...

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

It sounds like "drei" which means 3 in German. "Zwei" is 2 in German.