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and says "I'd like a martinus".

The bartender asks "Do you mean martini?"

The Roman replies "No, just one please."

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[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Two Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender "We'd like two martinis."

The bartender asks "Dry?"

The German replies "Nein, zwei!"

[–] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

It sounds like "drei" which means 3 in German. "Zwei" is 2 in German.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'd like five martinis please."

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Hah, that' probably where I got it! Thanks!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

*five martini please

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] scott@lem.free.as 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I'm gonna have to write it down like 100 times to remember it next time.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Do you find it rrrisible ? He has a wife, you know...