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I was out for a meal with friends just before the pandemic, waitress was a heart-stoppingly beautiful goth lady. I'd had a few drinks and blurted out "Oh my gosh, I would sacrifice my firstborn to you"... without skipping a beat she replied "Deal". Legendary response to a drunken fool.