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A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll have you know trombone players aren't the nerds you think they are. Large lung capacity and dexterous tongues make them very popular with the ladies, ifyaknowhatimean

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sounds like something a band nerd would say.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, I am the nerd you think I am. But that doesn't have anything to do with playing trombone

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, was band nerd, played trombone, have said line (jokingly) to partners. Been circular breathing for all 4 years of marriage so far.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Surely you've heard about that one time at band camp

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ll have you know euphonium players make more sensitive lovers.

Trombone players know nothing about fingering.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but we do know about long strokes

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Well played, sir.