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Anon breaks his chains (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't masturbate because I'm horny. I masturbate because I'm bored.

[–] Rayuza@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I masturbate because im horny and bored

[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I masturbate because there's nothing else to do on the train.

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i dont masturbate because just cus

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