Alright I didn't know where else to post this but I wanted to inquire y'all for knowledge. I wanted to formally declare war on McDonald Islands and I wanted to know if anyone here knows how to do that. I already declared war on them on Twitter so that's like 50% of the work, right? What else do I need to do? I'm holding a press conference tomorrow at 6. Please help.

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You obviously need to use Meyer Rock as a staging area.

Now, you're probably tempted to attack from the south. But the harbor there is flanked by pillars which will be easy to defend from. What you want to do is go for the jetty on the east side. It will be easy to take since you can attack from three directions. That will give you a beachhead. Then, I would surround the northeastern ridge, which will open up the northern cape for taking. By then, you can launch your second assault in south.

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