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[–] Hubi@feddit.de 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠

[–] Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was deer?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Fuck cars:

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Read “pibbles” as “nipples”

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Probably that too