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[โ€“] Hubi@feddit.de 103 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog ๐Ÿฅบ my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly ๐Ÿ˜ 

[โ€“] Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

[โ€“] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
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