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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 287 points 1 year ago (5 children)

He (the principal) said she was punished because she is the 'hood ornament' of the school."

Oh for fuck sake! This is crazy old fashioned bullshit right here.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 154 points 1 year ago (2 children)

JFC, that's not just bullshit, it's outright objectification and misogyny.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then an old fuck like that will wonder why one day someone decided to throw a molotov at their window

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deam bro if you that mad I can give you better targets.

Like certain nestle execs or some slave trade associated fucks

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Por que no los dos

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

One can dream...

And Jesus said: Thou shall not SHAKE YOUR RUMP-AH

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

And a double entendre.

[–] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 87 points 1 year ago

"Shes not a woman, she is a literal piece of flare, FOR MY Institution REEEEE"

Excuse me, Real Life? pump the brakes.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

He's literally objectifying her in his comment

[–] Rally@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Such a bad and disgusting comment that should have no place today. It goes back to making this poor girl sound like property.