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US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video (www.ndtv.com)
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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now, now. Don’t be so hasty with killing all those people by nuke… just use strategic missiles with large yield. There are places we’d probably like to use again.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair point, and I hope it's an uninhabited island, I would want any decent people caught in the crossfire.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or we could maybe, just maybe, not call for murdering people at all. That's a fun concept.