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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Ive never seen anyone with such horrible reading comprehension as yourself.

Did someone have to bribe your primary teachers to get you past the 3rd grade?

[–] Rapture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Weak zing, hardly anything to do with my comment, limp attempt at insults, 3/10.

You wanna try again? Ill give you a mulligan.

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a play on words for "Hey Culligan Man!" which was an advertisement that played repeatedly throughout the 90's in the US, for reference: https://youtu.be/LwwT92Gmp0w

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

You're barking up the wrong tree.

This guy is one can and the plastic packaging that kills turtles short of a six pack.

How they escaped Fife, Alabama i have no idea.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try one that does not mirror my reply this time!

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0/10, you did worse bud, you wasted that mulligan

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More derivative tripe.

You could not humor your way out of a wet paper bag.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See that would have been a better attempt, tho not a passing one. Sadly, you already pissed away your mulligan. Better luck next year sport

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In still amazed at your willful and determined ignorance.

You keep doubling down on your poor reading ability.

At this point im pretty sure you have failed at any occupation requiring wit or intelligence.

Go have sex with your mother and keep your family traditions alive.

You need a win where you can find it.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.

Youve been studying, havent you?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.

But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.

Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah and back down to 3/10. And I had such hope

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never had hope for you.

Never will.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it would definitely be weird for a student to have hope for their teacher, yeah

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You most certainly have taught me nothing.

You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.

I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.

Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!

It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh, you are truly an insufferable cyst.

You accuse me of trying hard, yet you perpetuate this exchange just to be out classed at every turn.

Take a bath, masturbate, and find something else to do.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, these zing attempts would sound a lot less lame if you stopped cracking the thesaurus for each one.

You arent trying to use an AI on your assignments, are you? Cause that will earn you an F pretty quick. The school doesnt take kindly to cheating.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Airballed that post, sport.

I is educated, just not by you as we covered earler.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dodging the question is not a great look when youre suspected of cheating. Do you want to try again, or do we need to contact your parents?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, your stealing the school theme from me.

You have zero independant thought.

Your troll skills are lacking.

As is the rest of you most lilely.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we are going to need to bring this up at the next parent teacher conference. Cheating is not acceptable behavior, and youve been warned multiple times about this.

You will be failing this class, as well. I am sorry, but I dont have much choice.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The mental illness is fully apparent now.

You really should call someone before you act out and harm someone.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you threatening a teacher?

Are you asking for a suspension?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well that certainly earns you a weeks suspension. And youre on track to be held back a year, if this behavior keeps up.