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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Romulans: The damned Vulcans put you up to this, didn't they!

Vulcans: We did not; however we do see the logic in their clarification and designation methodologies.

Andorians: Hell yeah we do! Up yours Romuloosers!

Tellarites: I still think we should have called your side the Asshole Zone.

Humans: We voted, with four 'yeas' and one 'nay.' And here on earth we have a saying, "If you don't vote you can't complain."

Romulans: But- You- I- Wait. Hold on a second. Who was the fourth "yea?"

Klingons: We wanted to be the Alpha Quadrant but the humans threatened to blow our planet up. It's not our fault they can't just resolve disputes with a good war like a civilized species.

[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago