I for real thought it was from the dad jokes sub. I was super relieved when I realized it was a link to a news story about an actual bear, and not that the punchline was supposed to be that the bear was black and stole something.

[–] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sounds bad. But black bears ate the nicest bears. Genrally just scared of people. I lived in altanta for a while. Bears entered the surrounding cities every now and then. Got stuck onnlampposts trying to avoid people. Now brown bears will fuck you up.

[–] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago

A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. "These idiots are a good mark. They don't know to fight back!"

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

…and no chickens had to cross the road.