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Did he approve this? I'm assuming so, so that means he's dumber than a doorknob.
Who is the "he" approving things in this scenario of yours?
Oh you're right, I thought it was an ad for JFK Jr, lol. Still not a good look.
JFK Jr is also dead.
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/jfk-jr-killed-in-plane-crash
0 for 2, you're right again. At least you have something to type about? I get the RFK and JFK confused since they were both murdered.
Personally I have them all confused for KFC. Fuck me KFC used to be better 15 years ago. Not that I'm a boomer or anything. They just totally watered down their fries. Upon other crimes.
I've learned to make fried chicken in the air fryer and it is the shizzle.
Alright, what's the recipe?
I really need to make chicken and waffles sometime. I have a great waffle maker, but I'm sure as shit not going to actually deep fry chicken.
Your timing might be way different, so go with what your air fryer says. But here it is:
Directions:
This recipe is so freaking good, let me know if you have questions. Your timing may vary according to your machine.
Edit: I forgot the garlic powder. I went through it and double-checked everything else.
Going from the anniversary of JFK's blowback to a fried chicken recipe is the biggest subject transitions I've ever seen.
And yet somehow wholeheartedly American...
I like your way of de-escalating arguments with recipes!
Comment bookmarked.
That sounds pretty doable, thanks!
It's the switch to vegetable oils that did it, even though lard is actually healthier (way less gets absorbed)
Well, at least your demands for consent from the dead are funny. We should also get approval from that Kennedy that skied into a tree.
That was a Bono, not a Kennedy.
U2 hasn't been the same since.
Welp, that's enough internet for the week!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_LeMoyne_Kennedy
No, he's Trump's vice president or something like that