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She speaks from the fart (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I actually only needed the volumetric farts of about 15 hamsters.

However, I thought it's not realistic to have them all fart at the same time, so I kept buying more.

Eventually it was a big enough group that it seemed more statistically plausible that 15 of them farted in unison.

I feed them beer and cheese and beans to increase the hypothetical flatulence interval of each hamster.

Also I have found, adding "I don't know, maybe something startled them and some of them... Went off" helps. I could buy a few more hamsters instead, but times are hard.