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[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 223 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Small detail some might miss, one of the editorial board signatures is Ted Kaczynski.

Brilliant paragraph:

“What of the tens of thousands of Palestinian civilians killed before this attack?” some may ask. Our response is simply that we aren’t going to engage with that because it would be too hard. We also won’t be addressing Palestinians living in refugee camps without access to clean water, electricity, or housing. Others may ask, “Isn’t it your responsibility to provide context, particularly on thorny issues such as this one?” To that, we merely say: No, shut up. You’re being annoying.

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 32 points 1 year ago

Writing like that is why the Onion is the greatest satire publication in the world.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice detail on the signature.

Btw the latin they sign off with 'Tu stultus es' is gramatically badly written Latin saying 'You are stupid'.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Romanes eunt domus