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[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mortgage company emails and texts me at least 3 times a day asking me to refinancey mortgage or sell me house. I moved in last year lol. I'm not leaving

[โ€“] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I text the home buyers back and ask for $400,000 cash or no deal. For some reason their enthusiasm drops right after, but they still keep texting me.

[โ€“] Slimy_hog@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Lol $400k where I live won't buy you anything.