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Anon waits patiently for service (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

anon just likes cute girls groping his scalp

Also it was specifically a salon not a barbershop, so he knew this experience was going to be at least $40

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Try $80 or $90 these days, barber shops are the ones that start at $40 (unless you go to a great clips or something, at which point you really should just do it yourself)

[–] Carbonizer@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Depends where you live. I'm in a rural area about 70 miles away from the city, and my barber charges $22 a cut, at a far better quality than Great Clips.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

💀 that's so bad

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You're getting scammed dude