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Guess they're not wired for puns. Time to switch the conversation to something light so you don't run up the meter with their resistance.
A monk is overseeing a group of students meditating. He walks around the group for a few minutes and then pulls out a taser and electrocutes one of the students who has been particularly still and silent. The monk then addresses the students and says, "I expected more ohms!"
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