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submitted 11 months ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] smallaubergine@kbin.social 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Boarding starts 4 hours before the flight because we have to load so many damned passengers and luggage"

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Seriously, reality aside there’s just ONE DOOR.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I/O issue

[–] ares35@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

shingled passenger storage.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

The nose flips open like a C5, and it just scoops up passengers by the busload.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they "don't want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes". There'll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because "there might not be enough space where I'm sitting". The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn't have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.