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  • Cat always lands on her feet.
  • Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
  • Fasten the bread with butter to cat's back.
  • Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
  • Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
  • Infinite energy!
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[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.

The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

It's ight they got nine lives.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator... but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force