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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It would be amusing to see a Klingon cube farm. All office drama will be handled by personal duels of honor.

Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.

Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?

"No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."

Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It would be great for business! You'd only have to pay salaries to the survivors.

Suddenly, "industry veteran" has a whole new meaning to it.