this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m a Linux user. I prefer compiling my own sexbot.

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Game recognizes game my dude.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

A: He'll tell you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We don't actually know what the robots were like before Mudd found them. They might have been even more debauched.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe this Mudd fellow is just misunderstood!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

His glorious mustache is misunderstood. They wouldn't let him have it on Discovery.

The paragon of virtue of course!

But you should let me know where the lecherous ones are, just so I know where to avoid.

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago

Paragon of virtue. A paragon of virtue would necessarily be gay accepting and have a decent grasp of what's good in gay sex, while Harry Mudd is a very heterosexual man and would be bad at programming a gay sexbot. Mudd's sexbots would probably misgender me because they're programmed for men.