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Anon watches a movie in 2050 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 128 points 10 months ago (4 children)

By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate you

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Killers of the Flower Moon did feel like it was an entire day long.

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

It sounds like a one minute movie to me