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[–] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait for it to sleep climb on top its head. Whats it gonna do, flail at me with its puny arms? Stretch its leg up to swat at me standing on one foot? Drop and roll over crushing me om its ba- oooooh wait a min.

Hmm. Maybe I find a way to tie its feet first and stab it and run immediatly before it crushes me.