phone: Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra
pen: Pilot G-2 .07
earbuds: Tozo T6
USB drives: Samsung USB-C 64GB and 256GB
knife: Gerber EAB Exchange a blade
wallet: Chums Surfshort Wallet
The 64GB drive is setup with Ventoy and has a ton of bootable ISO files on it.
The 256GB drive is encrypted and has a copy all of my files. (not including files that could be easily reproduced, like movies and music)
You're obviously not a network engineer. There's no paperclip.
In my previous role I was in IT for a small organization. We issued cell phones to all employees.
I had one of those paperclip containers with the magnetic rim on my desk full of sim card removal tools.