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Realistically it would be
Putin: Dear ayatollah, could you pwease distract everyone from Ukraine while we launch a major offensive against Adiivka? We may help you with some spwecial pwojects
Ayatollah: Hamas, got anything planned yet? Would be a lot cooler if you did launch something stupid against Israel, we’ll give you money, guns and a pwomise that we’ll undermine the Palestinian Authority further
Too true, coincidentally in October 6th I passed one of my university's exams.
Obviously Putin was involved in this, I also saw a video of Hamas specifically congratulating me on passing my exam. It's probably because I'm so instrumental to the role of bringing the western hemisphere to collapse.