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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes a friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have to follow actual social clues and not try to just fuck every women that talks to you for 10 minutes. If you do that, "early" just means "at the right time."

[–] quindraco@lemm.ee -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what the original 4chan poster was doing. It's good advice.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

After going out for coffee and texting regularly for a month, I think the right time could've probably come sooner.

The shot wasn't even made by the end of it.