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[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 69 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

[–] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

We've come full circle.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

[–] PepeLivesMatter 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am next for using an unlicensed, decentralized social media site.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn't pay them well but somehow you're the bad guy here)?

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.