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Tesla Starts Cybertruck Production Two Years Behind Schedule::undefined

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

(To the tune of the old "Spider-Man" theme.)

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Elon's pervy techno-fuck,
It can hum in your bum
It can make a rich man cum
Go suck! — Go suck a Cybertruck

Cybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
Haul a load of Cybertruck,
Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
But it's Elon's special poop
In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!

In the heat of night
At the scene of a death
"Autopilot was right
When it crushed out your breath!"

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
Are you pissed? Here's the gist:
Cybertruck does not exist.
Still pissed? Sign up on the list!
Sign up for Cybertruuuuuuuuck!

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2023
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