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[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I can't wait to find out how much YouTube is going to sue me for in 2025 for 20 years of blocked ad revenue. They're going to use 2005 Napster math. You didn't watch 3 ads per video x 6,000,000 played videos = $2 million lost revenue, pay up citizen, your Google services have been disabled, all location and behavior data is in possession of Alphabet Debt Collection, you cannot run, you cannot hide.

[–] Addition@sh.itjust.works 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If this happens I'm becoming a terrorist.

[–] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Whoa there buddy, that's risky business to say online. What you need is a VPN! Act now for 50% off NordVPN.

... or something like that.

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's some Shadowrun level dystopian shit

[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

See you in the ad revenue gulag. We're going to love our cooperate sponsors when we get out. I hope we both get McDonalds.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

Eat verification McChicken®

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago