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Anon envies his wife's make believe job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (23 children)

Ah yes, Federal employment. Can confirm this is the case for almost all of us.

[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (18 children)

Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

[–] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 33 points 10 months ago (6 children)

can you download adobe reader

[–] EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Sorry all I know is Google Ultron

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