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[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

[–] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

can you download adobe reader

[–] EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Sorry all I know is Google Ultron

[–] afunkysongaday@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Jeez that sounds like work forget I asked.

[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can even do that with a chocolaty command

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I love chocolatey because i had to deploy with FOG for so long.

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're overqualified, sorry. What's next powershell scripts?

[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well, yes. But I'll have chatgpt make them.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pretend work sucks more than real work

[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok. I'm going to ask for a raise.

[–] thanevim@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

👁️👄👁️

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Only if you can't fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it's cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not when you're playing videos games all day.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it does. Unless your boss is completely cool with you doing so and you don’t have to look over your back.

In that case, rock on!

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Work from home, get work done in two hours, just have to be present to answer emails timely while gaming.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

I did like WFH, log into the meeting with camera and mic off and then just eat cereal or play games while listening to the meeting

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Literally my current job. I'd estimate I only actually work about 30 hours per week on average, and generally spend the rest of the time relaxing. It's a sweet gig, but I just wish the work I do spend my time doing was more fullfilling