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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.

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[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 58 points 7 months ago

Wow, has it been that long since I last flew? We didn't even have the hole, let alone the tail gunners. Once we'd hit an aircow or two we'd have swarms of them coming at us constantly, biting at the tail of the plane. Meanwhile the first set of pilots are being replaced because the lack of cow catcher just let them right in through the front windshield. Truly a terrible experience, 7/10 would fly again but only on sale.

[-] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

And you can't even smoke any more.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

You still can smoke on planes. It just got much more expensive.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Not if the lookouts catch you

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Not if the lookouts smoke cock

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

And then you can’t get on a plane anymore afterwards.

[-] awnery@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

don't be ridiculous... wait what? pilots are being replaced! with caught cows! why argue!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Cows are the new AI. They will take all of our jobs.

[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

Take your angry upvote and go make cheeseburgers :|

Though that does make one wonder... Cows with guns versus SkyNet?

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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