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[–] noroute@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

There is no way i’m putting that shit in my brain even if FDA approves it.

[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life.

[–] scratchresistor@thelemmy.club 7 points 11 months ago

I'm a delivery boy!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.)

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment.

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

And so resistance begins against the skynet.

[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created.

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation.