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Anon is chased by lions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I tend to think that the testosterone increase would come from absolute terror, and fleeing in panic, but OP will know that the lions roaring is only a recording. He’ll know he can stop if one of his shoes is uncomfortable, ffs. That changes the scenario a bit.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe sounds that might actually happen around OP happening randomly and also realistic sounding. Like a car beeping right next to them or aggressive dogs right on their heel. Would probably only work for a bit.