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Anon goes to a party
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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I stayed at a girls house once when I was sort of homeless and she told me if the couch wasn't comfortable I could come join her in her bed whenever. I'm still kicking myself to this day for not getting up off that uncomfortable couch and joining her, the girl was WAY out of my league and I must have been actually retarded for not.