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[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She proably saved his life. If she said she's 14, she's probably 12. Girls always lie about their age at that age. My ex-wife was still pining for a dude she dated when she was 15; he was 24 at the time. When we met in HS she was 16 and I was 18. She said she was 17 (her birthday was 3 months away), but a lie is a lie.

[–] MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

qt3.14 = qt (pi) = cutiepie

OP is a nerd, not a pedophile. At least not based on this.

[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well the most impartant thing is you recognised your mistake instead of starting a 50 comment long argument...

[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

We're not Reddit yet at least.