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Anon goes for a hike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shrooms?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some self-discovery anyway (:

But I'm jealous of that person passing drugs like candies. Just like with this regular halloween hysteria about laced candies, who can believe there's a person who'd share expensive and illegal drugs like that? If you shovel off all that morbid irresponsibility of such act, they can be the modern day dope Santa. Thus making this story hit in a different (and hopefully not creepy) way.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

(it should be noted that OP didn't gave their kids drugs. They took their kids to the woods for exercise)

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Heh, I got it, just dragged a joke for too long. Yet scavens explaining parenting to me in 2023 is sure not what I thought to find on my bingo card and probably the sign of the End Times coming. I need a bigger hat, like one of Carl Franz's, it'd sure help me overcoming such a distress.