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Trump Unable To Come Up With Own Material, Keeps Ripping Off Hitler (www.wonkette.com)

submitted 11 months ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey they’re free! What a bargain! You can use them however you like! Flower arranging. Ditch digging. You could stack them like cord wood and make cool fort. You could tell all sorts of absolute nonsense and they’ll believe it like the most niaive little children.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they really were that convenient, you wouldn't give them away for free. Something is fishy here.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

NO NO HONEST!!! There’s nothing, uh… wrong… with them… they’re just, uh. SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENT!!! YEAH!!!

HEY WHAT A BARGAIN HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS GREAT DEAL UP?!?!