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Mammals have muscle? (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 6 months ago by SapphireVelvet84839@lemmynsfw.com to c/facepalm@lemmy.world

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[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stop. Please. We can only get so erect.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We must push further. For science!

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Hey, me again! You're right: we must push this!

This guy's sexuality is so insecure, he's scared she's able to overpower him and pin him to the bed. He's afraid she'll be able to tear off his shirt and jeans with her bare hands. He's insecure that her chiseled abs - which are rock hard yet silky smooth to the touch - will shame his flabby belly. He's worried her erect clit will put his little pecker to shame. He's horrified she'll get a huge strap-on to pound his soft, delicate little ring and last so long she'll show him up for the pathetic two-pump chump that he is!